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Lucy meakin

An amazing, charming person that will do her best to make you smile! she is relentless at her objective to make you happy, or she seems to be! it is most likely her Favorite color is yellow, and she has a great taste in music! Lucy meakin can also be greatly outgoing and will have barrels of laughs until she drops to the floor! Lucy meakin is a blast and without her, how could you possible live your life to the max? Everyone needs a lucy meakin!!
Thats lucy meakin, shes one of the coolest people i know!
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merkin

A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.
Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???

John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.
by SWEETIEPIE April 25, 2005
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merking

To creep around a bar hitting on women in a sketchy manner
I was merking on so many broads last night
by Merking on Broads April 16, 2008
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Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.
"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire
by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011
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Merak

Merak is a person who is gay and no one likes him. He is normally found cute or hot but deep down he's an F Boy.
Merak is horrible
by I LOVE GIRL'S CATS December 2, 2019
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merkin

there goes a merkin of guinea pigs
by kloppers March 6, 2007
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Merkistan

A state of a person when they have been "merked" by someone

A location where someone is merked all the time
"You got taken to Merkistan, blud."
"Thats just merkistaned"
by Ed Ha December 9, 2008
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