pansy ass puss meister

A guy and/or girl who exceeds the limits placed on a douchebag and douchenozzle. Usually a guy who lacks the ability to even ask a girl out.

Sara: So he wouldn't EVEN ask me out! That's how shy he is.
DeDe: That kid sounds like a pansy ass puss meister to me.

by Shalickwa September 20, 2009

Meism

The belief that this is for you, by you, so help you (God). This belief encompasses all religions and is prominently practiced even if you know it or not.

I am strong worshiper of Meism, nothing you do affects me.

I don't care what you believe, it is about me, for me, and you don't matter in Meism.

by Founder of Meism August 28, 2013

Meesh Bag

noun

1. A drunk
2. One who is generally drunk or high
3. A sucker for a good alcoholic beverage
4. One who's arm(s) are made of rubber and easily twisted

1. Everyone knew they could find Jimmy at the bar after work because he was a meesh bag.
2. Joe got himself fired from work. He was such a meesh bag he couldn't show up on time in the mornings.
3. Frank never had any money. The meesh bag spent all his money on booze and weed.
4. George Thorogood was probably a meesh bag, as evidenced by the song, "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer".

by Matt Snowball February 8, 2007

Dong Meister

The act of munching multiple dongs at the same time.

"I'd watch out; that dude looks like a dong meister."

by IIPhasmaII May 14, 2016

pimp meister

The BIGGEST pimp in the world EVER. He does business around Woking and is known as 'MR Moody' or the 'pimp meister'

Matt: doesn't the pimp meister have a wife know?
George: Yerp names Janice innit
Joe: OH i thout that was a hippopotomus

by nocheesetonight August 2, 2007

Meister Drop

Synonym for a Jagerbomb only much cooler. (aka jager drop shot into red bull)

i feel terrible, musta done to many meister drops last night with the ho ho's.

by seany hart October 28, 2006

Meischa

Sweet, charming,rambunctious with a dark side.

Meischa loves to get a reaction out of her brother all the time. The bad thing is she's so young.

by RaesanganWeeb May 11, 2016