Melvindale

The small, once peaceful city, that was invaded by Detroiters, basically ruining the city, especially the schools. Melvindale is mainly known for a lady stabbing her dad over a dinner roll, a drunk 14 year old being raped, and a racist former high school football coach. Melvindale is one step away from becoming a ghetto. They might as well give up and make it another part of Detroit.

Where do you live?" "My crib be in dat sity Melvindale

by sosickofthishittt December 9, 2010

Melvin Balls

A man of class and high intelligence, often associated with a particular discipline of scientific research. Is married to a Kollywood movie star.

Student 1: "Hey, who's class do you have?"
Student 2: "It's Dr. Melvin Balls..."

by Melvin Balls October 13, 2021

band meeting

A get together, a pow wow, a hui. From Flight of the Conchords
Murray: "Ok, guys, band meeting. Bret?"
Bret: "Yep."
Murray: "Jemaine?. Jemaine?"
Jemaine: "Well, obviously."

'Okay guys, band meeting. We need to decide what we're doing tonight - are we going to go to Kane's party, or are we going to go see Flight of the Conchords?'

by cabbagetreekiwi February 24, 2009

Whomping Melvin

verb. When you take a long hard shit, freeze it, shove it into your girlfriend's vagina while she is on her period, remove it, ejaculate on it, then freeze it again. Remove this period blood cum covered shit from the freezer and serve it for dinner to your in-laws at the next holiday dinner, preferably Christmas dinner.

I don't think I left a good impression on my girlfriends parents when I did the Whomping Melvin

by Erock182 August 5, 2009

Wombat cave meeting

The art of two people trying to defecate or poo into each others anuses, replicating two wombats leaving their respective caves to have a meeting in the middle!

Bob: "fancy a wombat cave meeting tonight my dear?"

Maude: "not tonight dear, that curry did a number on me and I fear it would be less of a meeting and more of a shower"

by Skunky bifta December 2, 2009

eric melvin

Extremely sexy punk rocker who is best known for playing guitar in the band NOFX.

Wish I could fuck Eric Melvin

by Dude March 10, 2004

safety meeting

A term for having a, smoke circle, blaze session or any other scenario in which marijuana, hash, wax, or oil is being burned.

Bob: man i am so exhausted after all that work.
Marly: Yea time for a SAFETY MEETING!!

by binzington June 15, 2012