Mayonnaise American

Those who partake in the mayonnaise arts aka white people.

Also shortened to mayo american

These mayonnaise Americans need to understand salt isn't a seasoning. ~ cypressbill~ (a mayo-american)

by CypressBill June 11, 2023

go full mayonnaise

To perform sexual intercourse with an extraordinary loose (and moist) vagina, mimicking the auditory experience of penetrating a jar of mayonnaise.

Today I'll go full mayonnaise. My wife gave birth the other day.

by pete the partyhog February 8, 2019

wide mouth mayonnaise jar

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

Mason Method

The act of performing any sort of work in a laboraory setting while not wearing pants.

There are two methods of doing things: the safe way and the Mason Method.

by Mars Rover4 October 20, 2004

we know mason

phrase used to get access to places that normal people usually dont have access too

The man got into the club by saying "we know mason" to the bouncer

by Tim May 7, 2005

Madson'd

v. To get so pissed off at something you did wrong, you kick a chair and break a toe (or two)

It is coined after, Philadelphia Phillies relief pitcher Ryan Madson kicked a chair after allowing the tying runs to score in one of his outings during the 2010 MLB Regular Season.

Note: if a chair isn't available, a wall or any hard surface will do.

After failing the test, Bobby was so pissed he Madson'd himself and broke his big toe.

After blowing the save in two consecutive nights, Dan Madson'd himself and was out for the next two to three months with a broken toe.

by B3mac995 July 17, 2010

mason for a girl

Mason could be a name for a boy and girl. They will always have your back. Masons usually have just like a extra diffrent personality. They have the outgoing friends which makes them outgoing to they are beautiful people that might annoy you sometimes but they don't try to. They tell you how they feel. They love to tell jokes and listen to them they are true friends that love everybody they might not show it but they do. Masons are humerous they can make a joke out of anything

Mason for a girl or boy

by Glittergirl4908 January 11, 2014