mallory

mallory is the type of girl you should never let go of, she has straight blonde hair and gorgeous blue\green eyes and loves to pull all nighters with her closest guy friend (it gets nasty) boys adore her and always always asking her out and won’t ever leave her alone. mallory loves sports and loves to cuddle. she is the most beautiful girl ever! and has nice boobs and a great body she loves to be called princess and loves to love. but she can very jealous but that just means she cares don’t ever upset her or she with claw your eyes out with her long acrylic nails, she knows how to kick ass. but she wants yourzzzz

mallory damnnnnnn, guys did you see it while she was walking

they are nice..............#boobs #gorg

by kasch March 28, 2019

Mallory

Mallory is hilarious, pretty, and an amazing friend. She may cook on her own forehead or flat ass, but it’s alright because her friends are worse than her. I love pulling all nighters and drinking chocolate milk with her. She has no problem making new friends, and is practically dating her mans after only talking for a week. Like damn, no guy even wants to be my friend. Wtf... I swear she used to be a lesbian.

Ayyy, it’s Mallory!

by Edna22 June 23, 2018

Mallorie

mallorie has greenish- brownish eyes hot asf, cute, pretty and she has a very nice body- she’s a total sex god and all the guys want her. and low key she is very funny

Dude 1- yo is that mallorie over their

Dude 2- yeah isn’t she so hot

by Daddyzaddy May 2, 2021

[gorge] malorge

More gorgeous than goregeous can be.

The house was gorge malorge.

by Chloe Henrick March 11, 2007

mayor of yam city

A person throwing up. The word yam means to vomit, thus being the mayor of vomit city is one that is throwing up.

"dude, that last shot put me over the edge. I'm about to be the mayor of yam city."

by ILLINI December 18, 2007

Mayor of Pound Town

When a bro and a bra head down to Pound Town together, whoever takes charge in the bedroom (or anywhere Pound Town is that night) is elected to be the Mayor of Pound Town. This move also reduces the other party to a Slam Piece, aka someone who has been reduced to an object because the Mayor has completely overpowered them.

"Bro! Did you bag that slam piece at the bar and take her straight to Pound Town?"

"We went to Pound Town, alright. But she took charge and got elected Mayor of Pound Town. Last night, I was the slam piece, bro."

"Oh snap!"

by MetslashCalfe October 17, 2011

mayorga

Anyone with the last name mayorga is going to surpass everyone they know

Wow he must be a mayorga, because he knew that.

by Anonymous_Stranger_WhoEATSfood November 18, 2016