Mallory

Mallory is hilarious, pretty, and an amazing friend. She may cook on her own forehead or flat ass, but it’s alright because her friends are worse than her. I love pulling all nighters and drinking chocolate milk with her. She has no problem making new friends, and is practically dating her mans after only talking for a week. Like damn, no guy even wants to be my friend. Wtf... I swear she used to be a lesbian.
Ayyy, it’s Mallory!
by Edna22 June 23, 2018
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