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Matúš

Matúš absolutely adores to smoke weed, he's also a big nerd that plays chess. Matúš is particularly known for using cheesy pick up lines that keep constantly failing and being tall ass giraffe.
Person A: Your being too Matúš. Get your shit together!!

Person B: Sorry. Today is not my day..
by big brain boi 8 November 25, 2021
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Manus

The multipurpose opening sharing the functions of the mouth and anus in animals with a sac body plan. Mouth + Anus = Manus. Originated in 2014 at a Canadian High School in Winnipeg, Manitoba.
"Teacher, what kind of body plan do jellyfish have?"
"They rock the manus."
by 400biology March 4, 2014
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Matusow Melt-down

Poker term used for someone who plays brilliantly the whole game and then loses all his/her chips after a small series of stupid plays. Coined after the famous poker-player, Mike "the Mouth" Matusow.
I can't believe I just called you and doubled you up. I've been playing great all game and all-of-a-sudden I'm having a fucking Matusow Melt-down.
by coltrane1 January 16, 2008
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Mausage

A thick and tasty appendage that dangles between the knees of the male of the human species
When working out at his local gym, Bob couldn't believe the size of his trainers mausage as he spotted him on the bench press.
by blaume October 13, 2009
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Phil Matusow

The definition of poker greatness. Phil Hellmuth, Phil Ivey, Mike Matusow combined into one poker player. This beast is often found playing in PokerStars. Phil Matusow is so great, he can speak in 5th person. Phil Matusow's game is not limited to just poker tables, Phil Matusow can impregnate women by just waiving his index finger. Phil Matusow created Chuck Norris.
Phil Matusow, the ultimate poker great.
by Phil Matusow August 5, 2007
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manush

Long Island slang for pussy, vagina, or pubic region.
When I got Jen's panties off, I discovered she had a fiery red manush.
by K-Jammer July 7, 2005
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Matus

An amazing cult of crazy videogame playing, dancing, musical, and psychotic people.
Lets go hang out with the Matus.

Friday night is movie for Matus.
by VilleValoisGod August 15, 2008
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