mouser fwuffikin

Sexual act ; The Man (Mouser) allows another man to pull out his pubes wearing them as whiskers. He then sprawls on all fours and begins to deficate on the other man.

Me and Tom totally went Mouser Fwuffiking the other night.

by dmsgopise February 19, 2008

MUSER

INTERNET MISUSER

yo mom gay n u a muser

by PHAKTIMAN December 21, 2018

MyUsernamesThis

MyUsernamesThis is the best Roblox jailbreak player out of all you tubers. He has been wearing the default bacon hair since he started playing, so he shows that no matter if you look poor or rich, male or female, or bacon hair or salad hair, looks don’t define skill. He gives KreekCraft Ls and obliterates hackers and auto robbers. Every bacon is unique. He is Asian. I dream that I can play jailbreak with him one day. He now has over 115 million cash and counting!

Robloxian: Did you watch MyUsernamesThis yesterday
Salty Kid: User sucks
Robloxian: No he already gave you an L, watch his undercover noob video!
Salty Kid: *no words*

by CrazyB0Z0 September 6, 2019

Minnesota Mauler

The most horrible thing ever. Worse than genocide, fat people and ex-in-laws COMBINED. Words fail to accurately define the horribleness of a Minnesota Mauler. It is so bad, even John Stamos and Chuck Norris quiver at the notion of a Minnesota Mauler. Not surprisingly, liberals usually want to negotiate with a Minnesota Mauler.

John Stamos: Wow - look at the size of that Minnesota Mauler!
Liberal: Hello Minnesota Mauler - what a lovely day! Why don't we discuss our differences in a non-threatening and politically correct sort of way...I'm sure we can find common ground!
Chuck Norris: No way man - I'm outta here!
Liberal: There's no need for panic...I'm sure that if we just respect the maulers boundaries the mauler will respect...aaaarrrggghhhh...Mauler - no!!! No!! Stop that!! Minnesota Mauler...noooooooooooooo..........

by mrm5593 September 26, 2006

Mauler

A word used to describe a special kind of moron. Often used when mocking people with bad opinions.

Jay is such a mauler. The guy can’t even tie his own shoes.

by Mrs apple pie April 5, 2020

Nurse Maurer

The term said when extremely intoxicated, distressed, and on occasion, happy.

I need Nurse Maurer!

by Dylan Wilson and Deidra Banks December 9, 2008

Maulerism

Something either incredibly bad (fail) or incredibly good, usually used in the negative sense of the word.

"Wow, when he said 'you=noob' that was a complest Maulerism. Maybe next time he shouldn't be such an idiot."

by 1l2evenge January 20, 2009