mature babe

Common term used on porn sites. Supposedly site contains more mature women who still class as babes. Not true. Most of these women are revolting and can wilt ya cock at a thousand yards. Probably WERE porn stars once, but should gave quit and kept their clothes on twenty years ago.

Give 'em a miss, like. Unless yer a Benny Hill type that is.

Mature babe? Nah, ask yer guide dog mate. Fuckin auld mingers the lot of 'em.

by Lord Ass June 28, 2005

matropolis

A theatrical account of the war between Matlab and Python in which scientists from around the world join together to improve science.

Matropolis was voted the best python and matlab related silent movie of all time.

by mwakanosya July 28, 2011

mature

A self-descriptive term often used in personal ads, which is synonymous with boring as all hell.

Hi. My name is John. I'm a 34 year old stamp collector with a mature personality.

by judochop January 5, 2009

maturity

n: A word reffering to the slow and painful process by which the human soul dies, and then proceeds to rot. This process ends when someone becomes fully mature, and are thus devoid of all joy and personality.

My dad represents maturity, he works 9 to 5 in a cubicle for 5 days a week. He also respects women, and never tells any racist or crude jokes. That poor bastard...

Mom: "You kids stop having fun this instant! Honestly, you need to be more mature."

by X0cowbell0X January 24, 2011

Mature like chedder cheese

A phrase meaning 'even more mature than normal' .It can also be a way to discribe people who are really imature as in:YOUR ABOUT AS MATURE AS CHEDDER CHEESE!!

"Hi bob"

"Hi jim"

"your mature like chedder cheese"

"thanks "

by bobmcbobbill May 20, 2009

Mauro

Mauro is a beautiful boy, really good looking. But Mauro il like a Scimpanzé and is Orco (Shrek)'s son. So, Mauro, is used as adjective in Itlay!

Boy: Hey, look at that monkey!
Father: It's a Mauro

by Sessoanale November 26, 2021

mature

a person who is old enough to buy their own liquor and does not read their boyfriends emails and respond for him.

a person who frequently goes on their boyfriends email or msn or facebook and pretends to be him in order to have conversations with his friends is NOT mature.

by MatureGirl69 October 12, 2007