The Matter Baby

Ask what it is and your automatically gay

Friend: "Hey bro, I just found the matter baby today"
Me: "What's the matter baby?"

Friend: "I can't believe you felt for that you gay fuck "

by Your Ego March 8, 2020

Maternal-Paparazzi

A mother (or father: see paternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of her kids no matter what they are doing.

That mother is always taking pictures of her kids at the park like she is a member of the maternal-paparazzi.

by bigsky March 8, 2009

Maternitized

The negative effect of Maternity on a previously hot chick. A combination of the words "Maternity" & "Traumatized". Syptoms include abnormally large butt, muffintops, and saggy breasts.

Ted: "Hey I hooked up with Karen last night!"
Vince: "So what? She's been maternitized"

by t0pl355 April 28, 2010

matters

Yet another of the opposites/sarcasm family of words meaning unimportant, inconsequential or useless. Became popular in the early 90's with the gen x'rs.

Matters about .25 cent hiballs look at the line up to get in! Hey I'm about go a week without smoking! Matters! Call me when you get to a year! Oh man look at that chick she's slammin! Matters dude your so whipped you may as well cut your own nuts off.

by Rontastic July 30, 2006

Just A Matter Of Time, I Suppose

A meme created on February 7th, 2009 featuring a picture of the Watchmen character "The Comedian" uttering the phrase "Just A Matter Of Time, I Suppose" with yellow lettering above his head. The phrase originated from the beginning of the second trailer for the live action Watchmen film due out on March 6th, 2009. There is speculation that the meme's origins could date as far back as a month, but the first .jpg file occured when a newfag on /co/ went trolling and posted the phrase "If this isn't a meme in the next 12 hours, everyone dies." Multiple people reacted to the terrorism and it officially became a meme on February 8th, 2009 because nobody died and eventually it started showing up on other boards such as /b/. Some oldfags have called it the greatest meme of 2009 so far but others say that it is only around because every Zack Snyder film needs a meme. Whether this meme will survive is just a matter of time, I suppose.

Anon1: If this isn't a meme in the next 12 hours, everyone dies.

Anon2: Just A Matter of Time, I Suppose

by Snowballreborn February 8, 2009

gray matter

Popular term for someone's brain, usually used in terms of killing, death, or stupidity.

1)I'm gonna splatter your gray matter on the wall with my sawed-off shotgun.
2)The hitman redecorated the room with gray matter.
3)You idiot! Why don't you use that gray matter in your head to think once in a while?

by III April 19, 2006

fecal matter

A solid excratory waste ejected from the anus

After eating that 10 lb. burrito, Michael splattered fecal matter all over the bathroom

by lathargic October 2, 2005