mastige

London advertising word, possibly used further. Name given to an product which is seen as a prestige item which also has mass market appeal. Mostly used for electronic gadgets.

I-pods are the prime example.

by Cohosh March 29, 2005

Massican

A Mexican in Massachusetts. May be illegal, may be not, he/she is just there.

Wow, there are many massicans round here these days..

by spfrog December 9, 2008

Dog-Mestic Violence

Throwing a dog at someone to knock them out. Also known as dog-mestic abuse, pack violence, can be broadly defined as a pattern of abusive behaviors by one or both partners in an intimate relationship such as marriage, dating, family, friends or cohabitation. According to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (A.S.P.C.A). Dog-Mestic Violence is a serious, preventable public health problem affecting more than 32 million Dogs, or over 10% of the U.S. population of dogs.

Angie: Did you hear about Jimmy G?
Wayne: No, what happened?
Angie: He went to jail for throwing their dog Bosco at Nikki,
and now they're charging him with
Dog-Mestic Violence.

by Samoprd79 February 22, 2011

fuck-o-matic

'automatic fucking machine', as applying to {someone}

He may seem as one mannly fuck-o-matic, but never will he match me in love-making skills.

by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018

masticating

It sounds like masturbating, but it actually means chewing.

Bob: Dude, I caught John masticating yesterday!
Will: Ewwww!
Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?

by MasticatingMaster February 7, 2017

Masticate My Ass

A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.

Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.

Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.

It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020