Masturbation

The way of a male or female touching them selves to pleasure their genetals,girls stick their ring up their hole in the vagina all the way up until they can't go father,guys stroke their penise up and down to make their sperm( cum) come out of the whole on top

Masturbation make me feel pleasured

by Lilly_leminsof March 31, 2017

Mental masturbation

the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation purely for the enjoyment of your own greatness and individuality. Subjects range from obscure lp's to cultural movements in preindustrial societies. Either delivered through grand monlogues or subtle conversation orientation, it links large words and random references resulting in nothing acually being communicated.

Though the influence of Ric Okasisk was quite evident within Weezer's blue album, rivers coumo domination of the lyrical form seem quite evident in Pinkerton

by Robert finkle February 19, 2005

Radarmode Masturbation

When you masturbate at your computer, wearing headphones, with one ear exposed so you can detect any sounds around you as well.

Whoa, that was close, Dad almost caught me jacking off! I'm going to try radarmode masturbation so I can hear when he's coming into my room.

by ssl_america July 29, 2011

masturbation

An orgy, all on your own.

I'm into masturbation. hey, it's like an orgy, only without nasty people.

by Elvo July 16, 2007

Chronic Masturbation

Someone who cannot stop masturbating

Julie could not stop playing with her toes, Julie was suffering from chronic masturbation.

by Pigfucker9001 June 7, 2018

Masturbation

To please oneself while arousing sexual feelings, usually by rubbing, touching, and inserting one's fingers or other device in themselves in the case of a female. Usually accompanied by some sort of visual, audio, or mental help

Masturbation: Alex didn't feel like dry humping the bed post again, so he decided to masturbate to a home video of he and his ex making sweet love on the kitchen counter surrounded by empty vodka bottles and her lacy panties covering his eyes.

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017

Hands-free masturbation device

A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."

by M Digga August 24, 2006