Martinaism

A religion (more like a cult) where you praise the eboy/egirl gods and wear chains with a lock around your neck and just be emo

Random Martinaist: Oh look, and egirl! I must praise her emo ways of Martinaism

by pansexualemothot February 11, 2020

Guilherme Martins

The best person alive!!! People with that name are really cute, funny and extremely awesome! Everyone loves a Guilherme.

1: OMG 😱 here comes the perfect Guilherme Martins
2: *Faints of emotion*

by Urbaesomeone April 11, 2020

dirty martini

A sexual act likely performed with a hooker, stripper or some bar slut you just brought home with you.

Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.

Hey guys, lets pick up a hooker or two. Round of Dirty martinis on me!

by thoughtstipated December 16, 2007

cum martini

swimmers in a vermouth-coated martini glass, the preferred cocktail of cocky cockmongers

Winston Churchill was known for his affinity for dry cum martini, which he made by affixing pornography (Shakespearian sonnets in fancy typography) to a bottle of vermouth as he ejaculated. Some say he just liked cumming into a martini glass.

by honeyiscool March 24, 2008

Mimi Martini

Drinking a martini out of a woman's snizz, then snorting a line off the pubic bone where hair used to be

martinisnizzmuffpubicMimimimi martinisnuffsnort

by MattNasty February 23, 2009

Mārtiņš Brants

One of the Most retarded niggas alive. Once tried to rape his sister. Also has a micropenis

Aww fuck , i have to listen to Mārtiņš Brants again

by BruhCheck November 6, 2019

Reno Martini

Get yourself a cheap ass beer. PBR is the norm around these parts, but any will do. Add some olives. Voila, you've got a Reno Martini. Sometimes also called a Sun Valley Martini by people who delude themselves into thinking the city of Reno itself is any better than Sun Valley. . .laughable, at best.

You: I'll take a Reno Martini, please.

Bartender at swanky LA bar: What the hell is that?

You: Child, if you don't know, you just haven't spent enough time in the 775.

by Reno's Finest August 5, 2011