impeccably ill-mannered

The quality of knowing how to offend and alienate as many people, in as short a time, as possible.

He was their new neighbor, so comprehensively offensive to everybody that within a couple of weeks of his arrival he was a laughing stock. No one wanted him there. No one was speaking to him, or ever would. He had trained hard to become what he was - impeccably ill-mannered. It was a talent given to few.

by Monkey's Dad May 10, 2021

bedside manner

Refers to how well the doctor or nurse interacts with a reclining patient and makes him feel comfortable, reassured, and welcome at the hospital.

Extra points on a doctor/nurse's bedside manner if he/she is willing to actually climb in bed with the patient for a little while to soothe him and keep him company... snuggles/massages are usually expected; sex is optional but often gladly welcomed by the patient, who likely will then recommend the hospital to his friends for anytime they feel a need for "medical attention" themselves... a great way to keep the hospital-beds filled!! This "cuddles in exchange for praising the hospital" deal is a similar idea to a waiter/waitress's providing exemplary service to a diner-patron in hopes that said patron will give the staffperson a generous tip.

by QuacksO May 3, 2018

mr.manders

The weirdest person on the planet

Mr.Manders- *does the beaver face*

by farts of the pan January 13, 2014

Hillbillies’ mannerism

Hillbillies have lots of bad manners, like scratch their head, whistle, tap and sing… The root of all these are come from their ancestors. Their ancestors had lived with pigs for so long, that have infected The Swine Flu.

Hillbillies mannerism

Hillbillies’ mannerism

by Garbage ads August 30, 2009

Manderstanding

When a joke/banter/lad-pact is put forward in social occasions that only men will understand or agree with, leaving all women present confused and usually disgusted

lad; I declare a game of 'danger rock-paps', the loser must agree to being branded with a lighter

Clunge; Im leaving

lad2; Agreed, true manderstanding.

by chilli9ti May 2, 2009

Bedside manner

The ability to evoke feelings of sexual desire, with the grace of stripper

“ He smiled at her playful bedside manner as she flung her panties across the room.”

by The architect of fun June 14, 2018

Totes Mankers

A phrase used in utter disgust about something or someone.

"Dude, your girlfriend is totes mankers!"

"Dude,my girlfriend is totes mankers!"

by Kid Cuddles January 5, 2010