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manaflage

The principle of camouflage applied to concealing management incompetence.

The pretense of management.

The illusion of expertise that management types create to disguise uselessness. The result being as uncomfortable stasis.

Manaflage is characterized by excessive pointless meetings, undecipherable powerpoint presentations, vision statements, smart attire such as expensive suits and company wide communication punctuated with vapid catchphrases.
"Those management fuckers are totally useless but they manflage us into believing their horseshit every time."

"Man the CEO is an egotistical cunt and talks absolute bullshit but everyone loves it. Great manaflage!"
by SmarterThanYou2 October 20, 2011
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Malaphant

(Proper Noun)-a mythical being only to be seen on the rarest occasions. Only capturable by Ultra Balls.

Named after the Filipino god of trick shotting, Malachick or FaZe Mala. This being is the god of all gods at what he does and to be compared with him in some countries is a great honor.
"Omg HuGz did you see that Malaphant last night, its beauty left me in a gaze of distress."
by Tilt it November 27, 2011
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Mamapeg

A knowledgeable soul who understands the weird and dark humored personalities of the world. She depicts beauty and smarts all while speaking of dark arts and jokes of murder with her trusty bat.
Mamapeg told me it was okay to be weird and she thinks some people are like slinky’s when u smile at them while helping them down a flight of stairs
by Mamawangwang March 1, 2022
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Madapaka

Madapaka is a Tagalog phrase or word for

Don’t trip” or “you might trip”.

Warning phrase.
Be careful madapaka.
by Vinster34 December 7, 2022
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magnapinna squid

A species of rare, deep sea squid that can grow up to 26 ft (8 meters) long
Do you know what a magnapinna squid

is?
by Psychomaneshark December 22, 2022
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hum mana hum mana

Hum mana hum mana that guy leaves me breathless.
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