Jolo Mabalay

Smart Asian . Likes tik tok and musically. And is best at video games such as pubg and Minecraft.

Jolo Mabalay is the best person in the TikTok world.

by Jolo Mabalay May 15, 2019

Rice mama

A protector queen who consumes & stockpiles rice at every opportunity.

There are two traits of rice mama-hood:
1. Relying almost exclusively on a rice-based diet, and disdaining any suggestion of sampling the other cereals.
2. Using her substantial basmati surplus to nourish her nearest and dearest.

Be wary of coming between her and her starchy bounty. She guards her larder like a coked up Cerberus.

Did you see Han ordering all that risotto at the pub last night? Noone else was even eating. What an absolute rice mama.

by Nishnish117 February 12, 2023

Joe Mama

A clever name used to insult another individual's mother. It is a play on words that refers to the saying, "Yo mama!"

Person 1: "Where's Joe?"
Victim 1: "Joe? ... Joe who?"
Person 1: "JOE MAMA!"
Victim 1: *Proceeds to feel insulted*

by B-Man February 2, 2004

Mama’s Cooking

1. A phrase popularized by Kwame brown’s YouTube channel “Kwame Brown Bust Life”in reference to serving up and dropping off harsh truths.

2. Karma served of hot and ready with love.

3. Knowledge truth and wisdom passed down from a mother to help a young person navigate through life.

Hey y’all ready to receive some of this mama this mama’s cooking?

by Young juju May 23, 2021

Naj Mama

A huge Hungarian slut who loves dick in her ass. Typically older than fifty but has the energy of a sex crazed panther. Will fit as many dicks as possible in as many holes as possible. Most have a skinny ass faggot grandson who sucks dick at life that films her in all of her movies. Don't let there brittle body fool you they will take until they bleed. Also the powdered breast milk seems weird but acts as a great lube. Once you break the crust around the vagina you don't even notice that it is older than you are. If her vagina stanks just pull off some back wrinkles and make a makeshift pussy. They're usually the ones who starts the origies in most nursing homes. You can't believe how moist that crusty vagina can get. After sex you can make a nice loaf of bread from their twenty year old yeast infection. Remember to be courteous and change her adult diaper when you're finished.

"Matt your Naj Mama fucked me good last night"

"Yea I know, I filmed it"

by I63 May 28, 2014

mamagayo

Very popular amongst crew members in cruise ships, this word means "lazy", someone who's always trying to get away with not doing their duties. Comes from tagalog (language spoken in the Phillipines)

Steven is always late for work. What a mamagayo!

by Phulanow December 18, 2007

jolo mabalay2

A philippines nuclear power plant, and the second version of its kind. It was known to explode and the town of mabalay had to evacuate.

jolo mabalay2 was a tragic moment in the Philippines history.

by GRantElementary15 June 23, 2019