Magnum

The largest condom available for men who pack extra down stairs.

During my Oracle training, Brad's magnum created an enormous bulge for the Oracle team to see.

by Spurlin August 27, 2008

bullet magnet

Anything or anyone that is prone to draw gunfire/trouble on their position.

1. Christ, this vehicle is a friggin' bullet magnet in this area.

2. Steve needs to keep his mouth shut, he is a bullet magnet.

by leadthrower August 28, 2006

hassle magnet

Someone or something that attracts a lots of hassle and makes everyone mad.

That Lion is a hassle magnet because it got me in a 3-hit combo and killed me.

by Brett Watson March 1, 2006

Magnus

Fucking most awesome name in the world. If you are so lucky to have this name, you should be a celebrity becouse of it. all Magnus's are supreme beings and they kick all other's asses

fuck of punk, im Magnus;)

by jørgen von gemø September 5, 2010

Magnus Von Grapple

The most kickass robot ever! It is a boss in the game Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. It is controlled by Lord Crump, one of the antagonists in the game. It is followed by Magnus Von Grapple 2.0, an even more kickass robot. Of course, Mario defeats both, but not without some sweet fighting!

Crump: Buh Buh Buh! Meet my new invention: Magnus Von Grapple!
Mario: Oh hell, another one to defeat...

by Mariofan47 July 5, 2009

Magneto Dort

The exhilarating new buzz word of the 21st century. first originated in the Roscoe & Gladstone Halls (D Block) when such a legendary night spawned this original phrase

Magneto dort! ....
....LOL Madamme

by Crazy Hat Guy June 22, 2011

magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair

He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.

ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR

by planttreesplease January 24, 2015