Spurlin's definitions

Magnum

The largest condom available for men who pack extra down stairs.

During my Oracle training, Brad's magnum created an enormous bulge for the Oracle team to see.

by Spurlin August 27, 2008

feltching

To remove sexual fluids from partners anus via sucking or licking

After Brad's magnum size penis finished in my ass, he began feltching his load out of it.

by Spurlin March 3, 2009

trumped

To prove correct over someone who denies validity of a common goal.

When Jason did not know what to do and said it could not be done, I took the proven answer and trumped him.

by Spurlin October 19, 2007