nig mac

Cheaper version of the Big Mac.

Created by buying the $1 double cheeseburger from McDonalds and having special sauce added.

It's not nearly as delicious as the original Big Mac, but hey. If you've only got a dollar, you've got to take what you can get.

ali: shit, mike. i'm out of money. all i've got is a few quarters. looks like it's nig mac time.
employee: hi, welcome to mcdonalds, may i take your order?
mike: yes. i'd like two double cheeseburgers with special sauce.
ali: nig mac.

by ali and mike December 26, 2005

Mac vs PC

The funniest debate to read and talk about cause uber 1337 nerds get all worked up.

BOB: Did you hear about the Mac vs PC debate?

BILL: No.

BOB: Good, cause its not worth the time to talk about it!

by T-Dubs April 8, 2007

Mac Asshole

smug mac owners who think mac is a superior product to everything ever created.
Mac assholes buy furniture at Ikea, wear black turtle necks, drive a Toyota prius and love Starbucks.

Bill: I can't believe I was stuck in traffic for 2 hours on my way to work today and then my computer didn't start.

Mac Asshole: you should have got a mac

Bill: ummm...OK mac asshole...

by presidente1l August 1, 2008

MAC gun

From the world of Halo, a MAC (Magnetic Accelerator Cannon) gun is one of the humans defenses, usually placed on ships or orbital defense stations. Basically, a MAC gun is a similiar, if not the same, to a rail gun, with its high power and velocity/

That MAC gun just ripped a hole through that Covenant flagship!

by LUEshi owns j00 January 24, 2005

mac envy

The delusonary state of mind that Mac owners are in which leads them to believe Mac is better than PC.

Clearly daskos99 has Mac Envy because daskos99's definition of the phrase has more 'vote downs' than 'vote ups'

by Der Gelb Baron October 23, 2010

Fuckin' Mac and Cheese

What stupid people say when they realize there is yellow stuff on their sleeve.

Cain: Hey John, what's that yellow stuff on your sleeve?
John: FUCKIN' MAC AND CHEESE!!!

by Carlos Muthafuckin' Santana October 29, 2010

Getto Mac

A special meal only attainable through the purchase of a McDonald's dollar menu item. A Getto Mac is a result of ordering a McDouble minus the mustard and ketchup then adding shredded lettuce and Big Mac sauce. While I created this getto fab food, I am sure some variation of the Getto Mac exist. I know of none other but my own. Price comparison shows the Big Mac =4$ and the Getto Mac at a getto fab and getto fordable =1.60$*.

National Getto Mac Day is currently held in every country with a McDonald's and the McDouble, on the 20th day of the 4th month.

While the origins of the name is not even somewhat close to a mystery, many urban legends have it that a legendary Lady's man and inventor / genius named "Big D" aka "spanky" aka "dougie" aka "WebMaster" aka "grizzly adams", first made the Getto Mac while stranded in the cold seats of the city... McDonald's. Lacking some real coin, Big D was unable to flip for a fancy Big Mac like all the other ballars and was forced to choose between starvation in the cold seats or painfully watch his McDouble have it's mustard and ketchup stripped off it, molested and forced to wear shredded lettuce and doused in it's captors special sauce. Big D, clearly a manly man, he ate the sandwich shivering in the dark lobby and was rescued by the common sense needed to leave once he was satisfied. Big D then spread the word of his remarkable sandwich upon his return to wherever the hell he was suppose to be.

*price may vary by location.

"hey buddy... I'm fixing to go to mickey d's and get me a McDank, spicy Dank, or a Getto Mac."

"Getto Mac?"

"yah buddy, it's the getto version of a Big Mac and I'm broke. I cant afford one of those fancy Big Macs."

by realfakeuser September 14, 2012