fire in my butthole

the experience in the bathroom after eating Taco Bell, Del Taco and Rusty Taco within two hours

Guy 1: are you okay!? in there?!?

guy 2: no I have fire in my butthole!! get the fire extinguisher!

by old number nintey nine December 10, 2023

diddle my love button

Simply means when a girl fingers herself, but does not stick her fingers inside. Just rubs on the clit.

I like to diddle my love button on a regular basis.

Girl 1: What did you do last night?
Girl 2: I was diddling my love button!!
Girl 3: Wow!!

by Akiko Moon May 14, 2009

Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole

Extremely bad, contemptible, or worthless

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butthole

by Some rando out there December 28, 2021

fuck my life button

The fuck my life button is a term used to describe a imaginary button witch someone may blame themselves of pressing when faced with a major life inconvenience, a sudden huge amount of responsibility, or a rigorously long bad luck streak. It is the exact opposite of the easy button.

Dallas: Dude I think my girlfriend is pregnant.

Matt: No!

Dallas: yeah...i must have pushed the fuck my life button again.

Matt: Dam that's a bummer.

by D1G1T_ October 5, 2009

I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper

Do a girl in the ass

"Yo check that hottie by the door"
"yeah, I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper"
"real smooth 007"

by Stunts5 March 11, 2008

Are my hands butter?

1. Said when someone continues to drop things.
2. Response to a stupid question.

1. (After dropping a pass) "Are my hands butter?!"
2. "Hey man, is today Monday?" "Are my hands butter?!"

by BENWEST12345 September 3, 2011

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair

Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

by Asadefa September 21, 2020