Kansas muffin hooper

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.

Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.

by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009

muff ripper

A person who does the actual waxing and ripping of pubic hair at a salon. Usual some oriental chick.

I went to the muff rippers today because bikini season is coming up.

by Tarrif January 31, 2003

Muffin blob

The mass of testicles that are created when multiple males rest their scrota on a female's (or male's) head or face.

Spencer's eyes, nose, mouth, and right ear were completely covered by a muffin blob last Thursday night.

by 7200A December 5, 2007

Muff Sausage

1.) It's like muff cabbage except it involves the penis.

2.) A muff filled with sausage.

3.) A hairy pelvic area where you can't see anything except a giant sausage emerging from the tangled muff jungle. If lucky you might see some of the wild life crawling on it.

That guido had the best muff sausage i have ever given head to. The crotch monkeys were swinging away.

by raging GTL December 7, 2010

muffin puncher

Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.

I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 5, 2014

Muffin Bumping

The act of two lesbians smashing their vaginas together in order to recieve sexual gratification.

Hey Nicole you down for some muffin bumping?

Sure, I'll bring my Melissa Ethridge CD!

by edenri July 2, 2016

Muffin-caked

When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.

“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.

by TrishaE September 27, 2019