Mitchell

A short, angry person. Sometimes referred to as "Trollop". Extremely hostile, and will most certainly rip the head off of anyone that disobeys her. Mitchells tend to gather in dark wooded areas. When approaching a Mitchell, use extreme caution as they are quick to anger and very dangerous.

Help, I am being attacked by a rabid Mitchell!

by Asian78 January 16, 2014

Mitchell

Sad pathetic lonely acts cool but isn’t try’s to fit in but cannot possibly suicidal hopefully

He is such a Mitchell

by xX_Fortcraft_Xx May 6, 2018

mitchel

Someone who has a different guy and hair colour for every day of the week

all in all bitch and whore

mitchel: oh my god... i dumped a guy for you and you still won't fuck me!

guy: you dumped me for another guy dumbass.... omg mitchel...

by blacky.chan July 5, 2010

Mitchell

A guy who seems bipolar and bitchy. He acts like a girl with/without PMS. He is someone you would not want as a boyfriend. He is the epitome of retardedness. He talks to his girlfriend about how he thinks other girls are cool and awesome.

Ex. Girl 1: Wow he's such a Mitchell!

Girl 2: why?

Girl 1: one second we were talking about the date and a second later he is being retarded and talking about other girls and how he thought they were better! WTF?!?

Girl 2: wow girl... He's such a bitch! (Bitchell... lol)

by Anonymousgirl200012 December 15, 2009

Mitchell

Mictchell is a kind hearted Mormon boy, who treats all wamen just like he treats his doggos. He can get quite self conscious for no good reason. Mitchell only has one best friend who truely understands his bonkered out brain. His camera roll is always full of memes and screenshots of other people’s derps. If you happen to come across a Mitchell, be sure to not let him go for he has the 🅱️estest memes out there.. ( his memes are so useless, that’s what makes them so great)!

Sally: ughhh who air dropped me +100 memes

Billy: that’s such a Mitchell thing to do

by Jesusdontlie June 27, 2018

Mitchell

A big fat Gaylord is is 12 years old and watches My Little Pony and Teletubbies.

Mitchell is a gay bitch fuck

by TheUnknownGuest22 March 24, 2019

Mitchell

Someone with a very dark skin color.

It's so dark out here, I can hardly see you!
"I know. I'm a Mitchell."

Look, mark got a tan this weekend and he's dark as (a) Mitchell!

"Only when it is dark enough can't you see Mitchell."

by The Dark Mitchell March 9, 2009