The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together

"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"

by Kram Mailliw June 10, 2017

Faucet method

Where a woman places her bits under a warm running faucet in the bathtub so that the stream of water hits her clit just so.

I did the faucet method in the tub today then drank a big glass of wine!,l

by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021

The Elevator Method

This sexual position is guaranteed to be a sensational climax. Hold the girl up to the wall while holding her up with your hands placed under her thighs. Then just go full primal instincts and beat that shit up. When you feel tired and need a break bring her up to level 69, raise her up while keeping her against the wall and perform oral. Then bring her back down to pound town. Repeat as you wish. Bonus points while performing this in an actual elevator.

Dude me and Cindy tried The Elevator Method and she squirted on me like a pressure washer.

by Dildo_Swagginzz April 26, 2019

The Moore Method

To stink of poo, fuck your sister become a massive incest addict and love to sniff older women on the buses and your dad worked at boots. Must watch Indian gilf poo sex.

Dave: Did you hear about The Moore Method?
Steve: The Brit Method?
Dave: No, The Moore Method.
Steve: Is that the one where you stink of poo and be a complete freak?
Dave: YES!!!!! THATS THE ONE MATEEEEEE.

by fawxx_1 February 4, 2020

Scientific Method

Fuck around and find out

person one: "hey dude I dont know how to figure out how thos works"

person two: "dude, just use the scientific method"

person one: "ah, fuck around, find out. alsomost forgot"

by Filbo Ogies September 17, 2020

Manchester Method

A contraceptive method.
The act of swilling out the vaginal canal with Coca-Cola to prevent conception.

Did you use a condom? Nahh, we used the Manchester Method.

by Coffee Drinker August 19, 2017

The Dorchester Method

A method of driving where the driver cuts through a gas station or other parking lot to skip a red light on a turn.

Friend 1: “Yo the lights red, hit The Dorchester Method”
Friend 2: “Word, imma cut through this Cumbys”

by Pogfish19 September 8, 2021