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Perfect in person and most beautiful creatures in World. Everybody likes them they are so cute. And Horny. And satisfying.
Mensure is horny
by alicewonder21 January 4, 2017
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Measuring my big toe

t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 3, 2017
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Measuring Toddler

The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.

The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
by Supertato May 6, 2018
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Measurate

To move (forward), or to speak, in a measured, stately manner.
Aware that some of the audience were still learning English, Tom measurated when delivering the speech, enunciating his words clearly and not rushing through it.
by Wendy S. February 22, 2020
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Measurafiable

Combination of "Measurable" and "Verifiable." In other words, something can be measured by a certain standard to make it verifiable.
To say Mario is iconic is not an opinion, it is objectively Measurafiable based on the number of people that know about Mario.
by megamangohan July 7, 2020
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Masuren

Random guys from Ruhrgebiet Germany:
As they are bored or hangry, they tend to kill a herd of deers or chosen Students from Sauerland (sourland) who will get burned and eaten in a spiritual ritual!
Learned about them in history lesson ….
Great experience, you should learn about them too and join the Masuren fanclub

Great folks! You should definitely think about joining their sect!!!
Masuren are great folks!
by Masurenlover December 3, 2021
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Magic measuring

You put a magicians light up thumb on you penis as a condom and when you push your deepest it lights up showing how large your penis is.
This girl said I had a small cock I really proved her wrong with magic measuring
by uaqiU April 2, 2020
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