mufflebaby

someone who commits a party foul.

someone who is boring, or a downer.

Lionel won't take this shot with us. He's being such a mufflebaby.

by ehhhh412 April 6, 2011

muffle goosed

An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.

Dude, Look at Johnny. He is straight up Muffle Goosed!

by UrbanIrvin June 4, 2014

muffliato

the silent muffled screams made by potatoes when you bite into french fries

Gwendolwyn winced on hearing the muffliatos as her date dug into his plate.

by amalboogeyman April 22, 2016

muffling

The feminine version of teabagging.

film me sarah film me!!
#muffling
#Russellhoward
jenny muffled me last night! ~ bob
no way! you're lucky ~ bill

by idudiduididddddddiamjohhnny November 15, 2018

Miffle

A miffle is the male version of Biffle (see definition of biffle)

He’s my miffle! I can always count on him!

by Shay1864 April 8, 2020

Fun Muffler

Someone who never wants to have fun. These people also don't want you to have any fun either. Basically these people just suck and you don't need them in your life.

I hate hanging out Jerry he's a total fun muffler.

by Joanette February 3, 2010

plop muffler

the piece of toilet roll you frantically ball up and throw down the toilet before dumping yourself down on the seat and letting go... silently now.

Melita was holding one back all day.
She knew it was going to be a big one in the public conveniences. Not one a cough could cover.
So, practical as ever, Melita used a plop muffler.
Now she shit on the quiet.

by seamanrob February 9, 2010