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TSA Massage

Pat-down given at the airport security gate.
I didn't want to go through the scanner, so I got the TSA massage
by Xath's mom November 23, 2010
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joes barbecue foot massage

A restaurant in United states that states "if its flyable we will make it deliciousable"
by Thdhdgh May 22, 2018
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Minaj Massage

When a woman puts her vagina on her sex partner's face. Can include rubbing motions on her partners face or just pressing it on to one area of the face.

Origins derived from Nicki Minaji's verse of the Young Money hit song "Bedrock"
Boy: She started it off by giving me a Minaj Massage!
by swaggerman386 June 18, 2010
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german massage

Mike got a German massage today that changed his life forever
by The only m smith February 3, 2018
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Qwonk Massage

A rare massage given with lots of bootie sauce drippings and dingleberries containing rare Qwonk semen, Qwonk sauce, and gallons of dehydrated horse semen. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Bro! You want a Qwonk massage?

Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I need extra dingleberry drippings though if you give me a qwonk massage!

Person 1: OK bro I got you take your pants off.

Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?
by Lipcose July 20, 2018
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Throat Massage

When your subordinate says something fresh to you so you threaten them with a “throat massage” as a sexual innuendo.
Keep that slick shit up and I’ma throat massage you.
by JHerny13 August 13, 2019
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Beat massage

Designates a happy ending massage from a man to another man, which sits somewhere between homosexuality and awkwardness, while avoiding either extremes.

Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.

The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.
"I got myself a nice beat massage, he fondled me twice and that was good but I had to put a stop to that gay shit the 3rd time so I threw him out."

"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."
by Anon___123 September 28, 2019
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