Majesticles

Majesticles are defined as a trait of a man who thinks he's king shit. If you walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment, you are defined as thinking you have majesticles; golden balls.

"Mario walks around like he's god or something!"
"Yeah, i think he thinks he has majesticles or something!"

by Westly Cole May 20, 2008

Majestic Unicorn

A magical pony that has wings and a horn. And is filled with pure magic and candy, but is only in a Utopia.

Ariel: i wish i had a Majestic Unicorn.
Cassandra: There is no such thing.

by Gina the Fat Lard January 16, 2012

majesticizing

majesticizing The art of creating an alternative world, one known only to its creator. Many subjects are known to be full blown pathological lier or Army snipers.

Majestic: I was once upon a time an elite delta force sniper who lead the assault on Normandy and many other major uber elite conflicts.
licutis: Majestic stop majesticizing

by Snufflupugas July 28, 2008

majestic pleasure

the immense pleasure that will murder your ovaries that you feel when engaging in sexual activity with alex gaskarth or even while just gazing upon him

person 1: let's engage in sexual acts with alex gaskarth
person 2: okay but there might be too much majestic pleasure for us to handle

by majestic pleasure October 14, 2012

Majestic feeds

Always talking shit to random ass niggas on xbox, 10/10 has a super small cock and sucks massive asshole at any game he plays. In love with watching gay porn and eating. Should die soon

Majestic feeds hit a billcam

by FeedsIsBanned June 27, 2018

Majestic Fuck

Sex so incredible you never new it existed! Sex that puts you to sleep. Sex that makes you dizzy. Sex that you only have with one person in a lifetime if you're lucky enough to find it!

Hey girl how did you date go last night?

He was a majestic fuck I think I'm inlove!

by Sincin May 14, 2020

Majestic Arch

King of all kings, except in Plasma server where Warrior rules over him. Denies any compliments that are thrown to him. Met Warrior at the bottom of the Eiffel Tower and then they proceeded to eat pizza together. very tall height of around 190cm, supposedly because he ate too many ovens.

Majestic Arch is so op he broke the laws of saying "i love you"

by requiem_reaper April 12, 2021