magical fruit tree

a man hangs out of a tree with his penis hanging down life a piece of fruit and then a lady walks under and gives it a blowy.

i just had a magical fruit tree and it was great

by yeeticus deleticus September 10, 2019

Main Street Magic

1. pr.n. A group of young musicians, popular in the early 1980's, characterized by their outlandish poly/sequinned costumes, feminine dancing and their use of the medley format to squeeze as many songs as possible into a short time frame. Also known for using funk/fusion horn lines in basic country songs. Generally considered to be ahead of their time.|| MSM, MainStreetMagic.
2. n. A back alley B.J.

"Yo man, Main Street Magic can rock it deep in da funk pocket fo' a bunch a punk-ass bitches, now Ima go git me some real Main Street Magic!"

by JnglKng April 14, 2005

Kraut Space Magic

A term used by many in the gun community to describe the absurd feats achieved historically by many gun engineers of German speaking countries of origin. Throughout the 20th and 21st centuries German weaponry has often been the pinnacle of weapon design despite often being notoriously complex.

Person 1: How did those Germans manage to develop such a crazy gun like the G11?
Person 2: Kraut Space Magic

by Jafaturd July 6, 2021

Magitron

When you are so drunk you can hardy say your own name. Can be annoying to your friends and anyone else that tries talking to you. Its usually just a slur and a stumble.

that guy was so magitron last night, he pissed down the front of his pants then spewed into his glass before passing out on a staircase

by Burndog October 13, 2010

Magical Thinking

The belief that one exerts more influence over events than one actually has. I.e, being superstitious, or OCD with a positive goal in mind. It is the belief that we can control everything around us with our minds through activity, thought, and sometimes habit.

Everyone, in some ways, has magically thought before. It's a popular activity we have used a lot in our youth. The saying "step on a crack break your mothers back" is Magical Thinking. The hope that a stop light will turn green when you drive up to it, is magical thinking. These, of course, are small examples, compared to the grand mind controlling changes magical thinking can actually some up to.

My friend is the type of person who will cross the street at a crosswalk, keeping her eyes on the WALK light. She thinks, if i make it to the other side before it starts flashing DONT WALK, I'll have a good day. Conversely, she believes that if the light changes while she's still crossing, something, "vague but definitely bad" may occur. This is the type of magical thinking that is dependent on what's happening around us. Keep in mind, sometimes it can turn into extremes, like masochism, or martyrs syndrome, because there relies the hope that something eventually rewarding will happen. But this only happens to the less fortunate who can't control their mind well enough. Some are better than others. The more positive coincidences, the more powerful of a magical thinker you are.

Hey look at steve over there, his life is going wonderfully, he must be a good at magical thinking!

by EvieJay March 27, 2013

Magic Pussy Palace

The area in the vagina that very few men are able to reach during intercourse.

Jack: My 8.5 inch dick has allowed me to reach the Magic Pussy Palace, where I've had more action in a month than most guys get in a year!

by dabmaster101 May 29, 2016

dick magician

A male stripper who is skilled in the art of sleight-of-dick, and is able to make their dick magically appear in various locations. Dick magicians are exclusively hired to attend bachelorette parties.

I don't know how that dick magician managed to make his dick appear in my vagina.

by Call me Richard January 9, 2017