Macintoshin'

The process of stealing your bitch/intellectual property with extreme amounts of wealth. Originally started by Bill Gates. The only other person to accomplish this is Our Lord Lil B, the Based God. He will fuck all your bitches and you will cry tears of joy.

You may listen to "Think I'm Based God" by Lil B for further reflection and reference.

OMG BASED GOD YOU'RE MACINTOSHIN' ALL MY BITCHES THANK YOU BASED GOD. SWAG. CHEF. SWAG TO 100 TRILLION. COOK LIKE ELLEN DEGENERES WHILE YOU FUCK ALL MY BITCHES, PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU!!!

by LoyalSubjectoftheBasedGod September 10, 2011

Macintoosh

Macintoosh

–noun

1. A person who owns a Mac computer and is an asshole because of it.

2. A shitty Macintosh computer.

George just bought a Mac. I heard he was being a Macintoosh to the waitress. He ordered a Venti, she gave him a 23 ounce beverage. He flipped!

by JackMalice September 25, 2010

Macintrash

noun - PC rhetoric illustrating the incompetence of Windows users and their inability to realize the fact that their operating system is inherrently flawed and vastly inferior to the wordMacintosh/word

Macintosh, more like Mac-in-trash. heh heh heh.

by Munn May 23, 2003

Mockintosh

An attempt by Windows users to modify the GUI in order to make it look like a Mac; something that looks like a Macintosh GUI but is actually something else.

"I've turned my Windows XP install into a Mockintosh as soon as I finished building my PC,"

by Huck Jones October 27, 2008

Big Mclntosh

A male, earth pony from the mlp (My Little Pony) series, the older brother of Applejack, and Apple Bloom and part of the Apple family. His occupations are: a farmer, and Pony Tones bass singer.
His cutie mark is a Big Mac apple, with one 6th eaten of the apple

More info,
mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Mclntosh

If the link doesn't work, sorry

Big Mclntosh replies to ponies with a simple "eeyup" or "nnope"

by Pikachu Miku July 5, 2016

Macintrash

What dumbass Windows users (er, Losers) call a MacIntosh.

Ever notice how they always use MacIntoshes in all the movies? Maybe there IS a reason why these actors make eight figures! They didn't get rich by considering them Macintrashes!

by Aribeth April 19, 2005

Mackintosh

It's a Gaelic name, It means "son of a chief, leader, or thane." It's a really cool name! Mackintosh might seem a tough on the outside but they really nice person when you get to know them! Mackintosh can also be pretty shy. You can always count on them and they are super loyal. If meet a Mackintosh, don't be afraid to say hi! They like making new friends.

"Your name is Mackintosh? That's so cool!"
"Mackintosh is so nice! I wish I were their friend."

by totally not mac November 25, 2020