Little Liar

Little liar was commonly used to describe children who told a porky. The little was added to make it sound non threatening to the wee nippers and it was often said in a sing songy tone. Little liar is now commonly used by adults to describe other adults caught out in blatant lies. Once called a Little Liar you are immediately made to feel small by your stupidity in not thinking of something more believable. Once called a little liar you are tarnished for life and once a little liar, you will always be known as that great big twat.

Why have you got porn on your phone?
I haven't!
Why are even denying it.
I haven't even watched it! Barry sent it to me!
You're such a little liar!

How tall are you?
5ft 1"
No way you're 5ft 1", you're only 5ft 2" with 3 inch heels on.
You little liar

Babe can I use your phone, mines charging upstairs
Why do you need it?
Why are you asking, what are you hiding?!!!!
Nothing, I don't need this, I'm going out!
You're such a little liar!!!!

She's denying she's had Botox!
What? It's so obvious!
I know right... she's such a little liar

Little Liar by MJwrites July 23, 2017

Craigslist Liar 

One who gives misleading information about his intentions with a seller. The craigslist liar is known to promise a meeting time and never show. The craigslist liar is generally characterized by over-enthusiam about an item he claims he wants to buy accompanied by repeated texts about his intentions. The craigslist liar is almost always a potential buyer. In the end the seller gets one broke off in him and he's left high and dry.

Dale and the craigslist liar...

Dale got stood up three times last week,
That craigslist liar broke him over and had his way with him, in the end, dale felt used and violated.

Craigslist Liar by v_man October 19, 2013

lag liar 

online gamer that constantly blames network lag for their poor performance in game-play. they are are totally outed because the host server must wait for that client's packets to report before anyone's coordinates can update...thus, actually giving the lagger the edge.

xXKILL3RKILL3RXx: my network sucks right now...2 kills and 23 deaths, wtf?!?

sandspit: you lag liar! you have 4 green bars, and this room is 50MS ping. maybe you just suck at MWF2!!! so STFU!

lag liar by sandspit December 31, 2009

billy liar 

An old english term for a person who tell endless lies and is addicted to lying.

Ed just told me he has a girlfriend that he met on holiday but no one has ever seen her?
yeah right he's a proper billy liar ,dont listen to anything he says he is full of shit.

billy liar by Adam the definer ! June 9, 2015

Pathological Liar 

A person who lies constantly for attention or for their own gain

someone like GABBIE'S EX joke love u gabbie

Gabbie's ex is a pathological liar due to him lying almost all the time living a lie you could say

Pathological Liar by Gabbies Fan August 19, 2018

Boat liar 

1.) A person who falsely claims to own a boat.
2.) A person who lies about the number of boats they own, the nature of their boat(s), the location of their boat(s), etc.
3.) A person who lies while on a boat.

Upon further investigation Dilf was able to determine that Petubida did indeed own a boat, exposing her as a boat liar and ruining her credibility henceforth.

Boat liar by Draugur October 18, 2021

Consummate Liar 

Your ability is top drawer--rarely does anyone lie as CONVINCINGLY or as ARTISTICALLY as you do. Your skill has, in short, reached the zenith of perfection. Indeed, your mastery of the art is so GREAT that your LYING is ALMOST ALWAYS crowned with success--and you have no trouble seducing an unwary listener into BELIEVING that you are telling gospel truth..(Reference: by Norman Lewis, Word Power Made Easy)

Dee-dee is such a Consummate Liar, she made us believe that she was Arthur's long time girlfriend.

Consummate Liar by ~sweet_vengeance~ January 13, 2010