Ladies Man

1) A Man who spends much time with women, or is in the constant company of them 2) A man who is able to pleasure women in most any manner 3) A Man who tends towards female freinds, rather then male freinds

There goes Bob again, what is that like the 4th girl this week? He is quiet the ladies man.

by Erik S Taylor February 5, 2005

ladick

/láy-dik/ n. Oversized labia which resemble the form or mass of a penis when viewed through clothing.

Eleanor has a ladick. It's really unattractive, and must contribute to the greater smell of her oon.

by Hal Jackson April 25, 2010

Osama Bin Ladin

One Dead Sick Bastard

Osama Bin Ladin is Dead!

by Thaylo May 24, 2011

Landing a salmon

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.

Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.

by ***KIN YALDY March 8, 2009

Landing Gear

the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your ass.

also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact

(Boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom)

*cloink*

Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.

Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.

by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010

Landing nap

The irritating nap that occurs just before landing after staying awake an entire flight.

As always I suffered from a landing nap, and startled out of my seat in a less then amusing mood.

by Morris Packer December 6, 2007

foxy ladie

two words to describe the sexy-ness of a woman without saying "sexy"

guy 1: oh my god isn't our new teacher a foxy ladie?!
guy 2: you pervert you know melissa is a foxy ladie!
guy 1: you are just jealouse
guy 2: of what asshole?!?!
guy 1: that i was the first to say she was a foxy lady ;)!
guy 2: ...

by scarletruby2002 November 27, 2012