Tip Your Ladder

Ass rape, Usually meant none literally.

I'm gunna tip your ladder.

He totally tipped your ladder, you should of known he's like 3 feet taller than you.

You just got yer ladder tipped man.

Tipped that monster's ladder on level 5.

by Trescan October 26, 2010

hook and ladder

The act of inserting one's finger (maximum of two) into a vaginal or anal opening, before cramming as much fist or forearm in as the cavity will accept.

I thought she was going slow, but then Kelsey hook and laddered me and now I'm crazy sore.

by Carpe_Panton June 13, 2015

Ladder Faggots

Word commonly used by Crackbone, mainly a ladder that can be used to reach a roof where you will be stuck on

Im on your roof, i climbed up them Ladder Faggots

by Hall and oats September 4, 2010

slate layers nail bag

A very saggy pair of woman's breasts.

Mate, she had tits like a slate layers nail bag.

by lennylightweight April 20, 2006

Flat lander

A person from any large city who does not know how to drive well on roads that aren't straight and flat. You can tell one because when you get stuck behind them on a mountain road they take the curves at a snails pace, but when you finally come to a flat/straight stretch (where you could potentially pass their slow ass) they speed up like crazy till the next curve. Lather, rinse, repeat. --Insult is added to injury when the flat landers have a large truck/SUV/other form of 4-wheel drive and do this.

Learn to drive, you flat lander!

by scottiedawg86 August 7, 2009

ladder theory

Theory of adult male/female interaction, detailed at intellectualwhores.com. States that men and women can never be friends unless the man is gay, is sober and finds the woman repulsive, or has another woman much higher on his ladder.

Trying to ladder-jump is extremely risky and should not be attempted by the faint of heart.

Ladder Theory defines the Kiss of Death: "I just want to be friends."

by mutante May 27, 2006

Devil's Ladder

Noun: a series of metal rings piercing the underside of the penis, running from just under the head down to near the junction with the scrotum; intended to heighten sensation for both partners during intercourse.

Right after Shawn got the Devil's Ladder he fucked Joyce so hard she couldn't pee without screaming for two days.

by speedog July 27, 2010