shuttle launch

When your male dog's penis (aka red rocket) starts to poke out of its sheath.

Justin's dog was preparing for liftoff, as the shuttle launch was commencing.

by McNiggason May 18, 2015

Launch an investigation

A blanket statement for when a company or organization fucks up and needs to do something about the angry media. Usually results in nothing happening, because they investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong.

I know our CEO was banging 12 interns, stole millions from charity, and was arrested on three counts of murder, but don’t worry, we’ll launch an investigation.

by KingJx212 November 02, 2021

Pelvic Power Launch

When you have to quickly pee so you put all your energy into your dick and launch a powerful stream of urine.

I got in the bathroom, and did a Pelvic Power Launch. I had to get done quick so I didn't get caught by the meteor.

by ShadyDefinitions April 18, 2018

Rocket launch

The Rocket Launch when you're about to cum and the girl flips onto her back and opens her mouth and while you're finishing sneezes rocketing you're cum onto your ballsack and headbutting your ass cheeks

I thought I'd try something new until I had to sneeze and ended up rocket launching him.

by Novastrikr November 03, 2019

Rocket Launch

When you feed your women many laxative's then proceed to eat here ass while she launches on face.

Yo, I linked that thick bitch and I initiated a Rocket Launch

by This is a shiiit show November 24, 2021

Launch the duck

Refers to taking shit, and letting the duck that’s causing the quacking noises from your ass out...

Whoops! Sorry about that. I guess I need to launch the duck!

by Coupster74 March 26, 2020

Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 19, 2019