ever lasting fire dragon

when a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to cum you say "I HAVE HERPES" and she will be like what and start coughing and trying to get off and then the cum will come out of her nose

i gave lisa an ever lasting fire dragon it went all over

by Jonny Santaigo June 22, 2009

spot the landing

To drop a comment, joke, etc. during conversation at the perfect time.

Jon Stewart can spot the landing like no other.

by 2004 b. May 16, 2006

frog landing zone

Challenge to another person.

(Drawing a square on my chest) THis is a frog landing zone buddy. If you feel froggy just leap Mother F***er!

by James Enockson May 17, 2006

Crash Landing

A handshake in which a person reaches out for a handshake with someone they had just met but quickly fakes him/her out and goes for a hug but then again fakes him/her out by stretching his/her arms out in what appears to be a falling airplane position and quickly grabbing/fingering his/her balls/pussy.
Hence the "crash landing".

Joe: Yo dan why does it look like you've just seen your grandma getting fucked in the ass?

Dan: dude some guy just went to shake my hand and hug me at the same time, but instead he grabbed my fuckin sack!!

Joe: HAAA! sounds like you just got a crash landing!

by Joe dan keith May 29, 2008

latingo

Concocting an STD on spring break in Cabo

Stephen's dingle began to tingle and he regretted hooking up with that girl on spring break because he now had a rash and a serious case of latingo.

by REH13 February 23, 2009

Lanking

Lanking: when a person of tall and slim stature stands awkwardly with an expression of extreme self consciousness.

Example: "look at that twat over there, lanking like a spare cock."

by Katymvr August 29, 2016

Lansing, Illinois

An average, rundown, blue collar, mostly middle income suburban village that is often called "ghetto" by NWI residents.

Munster Kid: So you are from Lansing, Illinois?

Lansing Kid: Yes, I am.

Munster Kid: How ghetto.

by Jag140 September 5, 2011