Landon

A sweet guy who is charismatic, romantic and fiercely protective over what he cares for. Even though he doesn't open up to people that often, he isn't rude or abrasive in his mannerisms. A Landon has the cutest smile, a awesome taste in music, a 'douchebag' car, and blue-green-gray eyes. Any girl would be lucky to have a Landon of their own. Landons found have often been measured to be over 6' tall.

Person 1: I've finally caught a Landon of my own!
Person 2: Congrats... I wish I could find one too...

by kakkmaddafakkah April 23, 2013

Gaming Lagoon

A get-paid-to (GPT) website that sends you free prizes and cash by having you fill out offers and surveys.

www.gaminglagoon.com/main_homepage

Gamer 1: "I just got free Xbox live points without paying a dime!"

Gamer 2: "I just got my free 8 gb flash drive in the mail today!"

Gamer 1 and 2 in unison: "ROCK ON, GAMING LAGOON!"

by KawaiiDesuu July 24, 2009

the White Lando

1. The act of putting your eyeballs on a girls nipples and squeezing the nipples with your eyesockets.

2. squeezing a girls boobs simulatneously with your eyeballs.

3. sex act named for the inventor or the act

I gave my girlfriend the white lando by squeezing her boobs with my eyesockets.

by Landdo Jerusalem July 22, 2010

Landon Webster

A ginger who chokes a lot and spends a ton of money at a fast food restaurant such as culvers and buys 3 triple butter bacon burgers and a family size onion rings and a oreo cookie ice cream thing and eats it all and goes back for round 2 and adds on some cheese curds and he also has sub woofers that play by themselves and he is also dating randi miller from pine creek high school and he chokes, that is all

WOW REALLY DUDE?! Your being a "Landon Webster"
WOW YOU FAT ASS! Your being a "Landon Webster"
WOW CHOKE! You mean landon webster?

by The Fish Head December 11, 2010

lagomorph

N. A small, violent, rabbity thing; the Max in the word Sam and Max; a cross between a volverine and a rabbit

"You crack me up little buddy." "I'm a lagormorph, Sam."

by SMNMX March 13, 2004

lagoon donkey

a fucking ugly woman

shit you look like a lagoon donkey

by fwaaf September 16, 2002

landöden

It's when you wake up on a LAN with a huge "thing" up your ass and a gag ball in your mouth

or It could mean that a person is "cheating" on a game, that would be discovered on a LAN, then refer to my first example for punishment for that

Akta landöden Mehkra!

by Ragnar VikinG December 30, 2004