Lance Owen

The type of guy to kiss little kids in pools, date girls named Amanda and touch themselves to furry porn. Don't be a Lance Owen please!

Holy Cow Mark, that guy's pulling a lance Owen.

by Nigwar45 June 19, 2020

laney marie danzeisen

The best person in the world and if you’re reading this you probably go to my school or just really weird.

Laney Marie Danzeisen is the best no doubt lmao!

by Dumb but still smart Blonde November 5, 2020

lancap

malay word for masturbation. the action where you wank it until you coom. boys 12 and above are guaranteed to have lancapped at least once in their whole life. for some reason, ustazs and ustazahs hate this "lancap" thing. huh.

kid: what the fuck is lancap
guy: wanking off

by gabibraunlovesfalco March 16, 2021

Lancer Vision

A term associated with California Baptist University. Due to the lack of attractive females, males start to find below-average females attractive. Such as thinking a 4 or 5 is closer to a 7 or 8.

Lancer Vision: Oh, Abigail isn't that bad looking. But Abigails is a 4 out of 10.

by Cowboy daddy January 24, 2023

a langy

Slang term for a small circumcised micro penis.

I cant dock with you I have a Langy !

by Terry anus March 5, 2013

no chance Lance

The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.

"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"

by DKapp October 8, 2013

Samantha Grace Lanchaster Damelio Dwyer

She’s such a pesticide. Everything about her is so unnerving and perpendicularly. She’s a straight forward girl with many friends. But one of them is so problematic and causes all her life problems. He hates all her friends. She’s a very inspiring little girl with much on her mind, even though she rarely speaks it. Poor girl...

Samantha Grace Lanchaster Damelio Dwyer is the absolute worst ! Today, she ate my cheese sandwich.

by carrie white October 20, 2020