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load of bullshit

A combination of words formally used to set someone who is obviously lying straight.
"I fucked someone yesterday." "That's a load of bullshit."
by Kaedin November 28, 2015
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The Loaded Idaho Joe

When one takes their cock and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes and then tops it with sour cream, bacon bits, chives and cheddar cheeze. The schlong is then licked clean by ones lover.
Before Nicole would perform the Loaded Idaho Joe with her man Sam, she told him to put more bacon bits on his man muscle.
by Schmidt-Dogg October 1, 2007
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d-loading

Dangelo Russell who plays for the fucking Brooklyn fucking Nets, poor kid was the lakers point guard of the future before lonzo got there
D-loading with the three ball
by Dequaviod July 17, 2018
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Shoot my load

When a guy bangs a hot chick or beats off to amazing porn he shoots his load. It could be used as a joke too. As to insult someone or to threaten them.
Oh my, last night I banged some chick so hard I shot my load right into her mouth.



Now, as a joke:

Punk: Hey, screw you dude.

Cool kid: Dude no, I'm gunna shoot my load right into your cereal
by John Jenjins March 9, 2009
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Frumpy-Load Kamikaze

While paragliding and performing sexual acts, you release yourselves from the harness, timing your climax with the exact moment that you collide with the ground. As an extra bonus use the lady friend as a cushion. If you're lucky, you might bounce.
"Professor, what is the chance of getting pregnant while performing frumpy-load kamikaze-ing?"
"None."
"Werd."
by Oscar "The Snake Charmer" March 22, 2010
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popcorn load

a load of cum produced at orgasm that is shot up in the air and caught in ones mouth
this fine ass bitch was jackin me off and I busted my nuts so hard that I shot up a popcorn load and the bitch caught it in her mouth
by joe clabough March 23, 2005
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wookie load

When a hairier than average man of large stature grunts furiously as he shoots his overabundant load of man juice.
She quivered with passion as he let out a throaty grunt, because she knew the wookie load was sure to come.
by Great White April 3, 2007
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