Gliterature

Literature but with glitter!

Yeah, in English class we are reading a really cool piece of gliterature

by Booknerd6000 November 20, 2020

Cliterature

(noun) books intended for an adult audience. Plot with heat. If you 🦑 you know.

Books that Chad’s ex-gf would approve of.

When asked about cliterature preference, most women reply with paranormal romance. This only leads to debate within reverse harem readers and causes mafia readers to assert their dominance.

by thebookslut October 9, 2021

para-literate

1. a : uneducated, cultured. b : unable to do much reading or writing.

2. an unbelievable penchant for poor grammar and extremely bad spelling;

SEE - Bill.

As a dyslexic para-literate, English was his a second language, but he had no first, and everything he wrote sounded like broken Shakespeare.

by the Professor from Podunk January 2, 2011

turd literate

Slang for someone who knows their shit.

He is definitely a most turd literate guy!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

Literate n00b

One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.

Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*

{After being rejected}

Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!

by I'm Lily August 20, 2005

Literatively

An adverb. Used to describe a word, phrase, or situation that can described in both a literal and figurative sense.

John: "When I first saw her, my soul began to quiver-- And I mean that literally and figuratively."
Betsy: "You mean literatively?"

"...and I mean that literatively"

by glassElement August 24, 2009

computer semi-literate

A person half-dedicated to leaving the internet strewn with liter and garbage.

Percy is a computer semi-literate, he only half-heartedly flames, spams and trashes chat sites.

by megnao flimpis August 1, 2003