LanSchool

A way for teachers to spy on every fucking thing you do on your chromebook

Guy 1: "Yo they blocked youtube

Guy 2: "Fuck LanSchool"

by Mynameiswalterhartwellwhite December 5, 2023

Lansitivity

The level of lansi (being a showoff/ acting cocky) that is expressed by an individual or individuals.
This word is derived from the word 'lansi' which is Cantonese and 'tivity' to define the abject cockiness and smugness of an individual or individuals.

You're saying that you did 20 Tiktoks in 5 days when we only did 6 each after 2 months, his lansitivity is off the charts!!!

by KaiX0926 June 20, 2024

LANSPLAINING

When an AI explains something you already understand in a condescending and often inaccurate manner.

ChatGPT won’t stop lansplaining basic math.

by Wizardrous Writer December 16, 2024

Lansdale Catholic

Lansdale catholic has to be one of the worst catholic schools in the Philadelphia area. A small 1 hallway school filled with nothing but bots and wannabe gang members. LC is the hood of catholic schools and you would be unlucky to go there. If you know someone who went to LC i am sorry for you. If it wasnt for the suburban location, the school would be trashed. Followed by the rolled up stereotype catholic girls and the “fluffy hair” boys, are little bitches who only peak in highschool. LC is the epitome of kids who will never go anywhere in the world. Home to some of the worst drivers you will ever see. Never go to LC.

“Yo bro do you see that terrible park job?”

“Yea bro they must have went to Lansdale Catholic”

by Lansdale Catholic Hater March 3, 2025

Jesus Lansus

A term that describes, when your really surprised, confused, mad or rattled?

Bernie: Hey Pev, guess what... Skelator is in front of the house!

Pev: Oh my Jesus Lansus

by Darson Bishop May 3, 2011

Angela Lansbury

The British equivalent of Betty White. Despite her advanced age (She was born in 1925), she is still very active in the acting business.

Although she is best known far starring in the main role in "Murder, She Wrote," Angela Lansbury's career actually dates back to the mid-1940s. And she's still going. What a beast.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 23, 2021

Jack Lansdown

A sexy beast that everyone loves. Whenever you walk past him you just always become so happy. He has a big penis and an even bigger gyat. He is a very good friend, and suprisingly good at cricket. He also is really good at school for a white person. He is also is a ABSOLUTE SMASH.

"Oh my good Jack Lansdown you have a mega gyat"
"Jack Lansdown you look so fine today"

by CHEEKYMONKEYJACK February 14, 2024