land anchor

A seatbelt that's been left outside a car when the driver closed the door. The metal end flaps and clunks against the side of the car. If enough belt is outside the door, the metal buckle drags along the road throwing up an occasional spark. More common occurrence in older land yachts with old school style seatbelts. Driver is typically clueless and doesn't hear it or doesn't figure out what that clunking noise was until he's parked and opens his door.

Dude! Check Grampa in theland yacht up there. His land anchor's been deployed and it's sparking like crazy.

by DangerPoodle April 25, 2008

Land of Oz

Daycare center in New Jersey where mainly bratty kids are dumped off for 12 hours at a time and raised by high school students. Violates many laws, but somehow is still running.

Mary-What form of birth control do you use?

Sue-I go to Land of Oz once a month and it scares me into abstinance. You should try it. Works like a charm.

by Melissagoestosurfclub March 30, 2009

Land Cannons

The biggest of the breasts.

"Wow, That chick has some huge land cannons!"

by Blaze Fenix November 9, 2011

Land claming

When a person goes around with a bag collecting cans and bottles, So they can recycle them and collect the deposit on them.

Ray was sitting on a park bench drinking a beer when he noticed a homeless man land claming

by Erockerockerock October 13, 2016

Land blasted

To get smashed in the ass

Hey Dustin did you hear. Trista got land blasted by Pete last night

by Hahhsuen January 19, 2018

Land Whale

A term used to describe a person beyond obeicity.

Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale

by R E A IP 3 R April 2, 2009

Land Beast

An extremely fat and ugly girl who tries to pick up on you when you are out at the bars but you don't want anything to do with her but yet she keeps on trying.

Chris: Hey man did you just see that fat chick tryin to pick up on me?
Jony: Yeah man she was a Land Beast for sure!

by TheChris21 November 7, 2010