lacrosse

The sport for people who get cut from their baseball team.
"Hey want to go to that lacrosse game?"
"No, nobody cares about lacrosse"
"Right"
by Harry S. Swayze November 25, 2006
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The fastest game on two feet!
played in three different venues at levels from 3rd grade or younger (on the west coast) all the way up to the professional leagues (NLL, MLL, and girly laX)

Outdoor Men's (REAL) lacrosse:
Played on a narrower soccer field.
two 6'X6' nets at opposite ends about 15 yards off the end line.
Nets surrounded by a 12' circular crease (like in hockey).
Metals sticks (some wood) made out of anything from aluminum to titanium to scandium.
plastic heads that are so vast in number it makes your head spin (very customizable with).
Leather (traditional) straps woven with nylon string or Tight weave nylon mesh (hard, soft, monster, or six diamond mesh.
Similar to soccer in that there are attackmen, middies, and defensemen.
defensemen say on their end as do the attackmen, middies go where ever they like.
goalies stay on their island (the crease).
no cross checking (like hockey) or slashing (excessive force put into a stick check) or tripping or helmet checks.
there are some technical rules involving the restraining boxes and the clearing boxes and the midline that I won't get into.
11 on 11 play (including the goalie)
Hell of a lot of fun!
Hell of a lot of contact!
Hell of a lot complex plays!
Hell of a lot of LAX

Indoor (hockey) laX:
same as outdoor except it's played on a hockey rink sized field with walls and smaller 3'X3' goals. looser on the foul calls. lots of fights in the pros (NLL... GO JAX). no off sides. 6 on 6 play (including the goalie)

Girls (funny) Lacrosse:
no offense to any girl lacrosse players, cuz i love that you love the game, but i don't get girls lacrosse.
there's no contact (kinda takes away half the fun and all the defense)
there's hardly any pocket on the sticks (no sick fakes or sick rips or easy passes)
if there was a decent girls goalie on the west coast then her team would never lose because girls lacrosse shots have more arc then my 80 yard clearing pass, not to mention i could take a nap in the time it takes for the shot to get from your sticks to the goal.
no real face-offs (they have some goofy standing one)
other wise the same at guys laX as far as technical rules and infractions.
11 on 11 play (including goalies)

Best spring spots in existence (besides Motocross (but that's not a team sport))

It's like this:
soccer + Hockey + basketball + football - gay (baseball) + Track X 100 + Metal Poles to beat on people with + style = LAX

not to rip on baseball... cuz i watch the world series game 7 only if it goes to game 7
but i compare baseball to sitting on a bench staring a wall for and hour and a half then have some beefcake, raisin nut, sack grabber through a rock at you and you have to react.
Fun fact: Lacrosse is the fastest game on two feet

Fun fact: Lacrosse is the most physically demanding sport in the world next to Soccer and motocross

Fun fact: There are only 7 minutes of actual playing time in an average baseball game.

Fun fact: I've met, been coached by, and played against Casey and Ryan Powell, Brian Silcott, Brodie Merrill, most of the 2006 Syracuse lacrosse team, and most of the university of Oregon Lacrosse team (they tight)
by voudu May 03, 2007
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Lacrosse

n. 1. Sport for pussies who cant play anything else
2. Boring and stupid
"DO u play lacrosse"
"yes"
"go die"
by Uhhh no February 26, 2005
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The best damn sport to play. It is fun as hell to play goalie and hit with shots.
I got hit in the helmet by a fast shot in my lacrosse game
by LAX RULES November 22, 2006
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sport consisting of the best looking and most fit guys and girls out of all sports. Only sport that allows guys to wear as much padding as football players (except none of them are fat), and girls to wear skirts (quilts).
karen: "is that the guys lacrosse team?!"
sarah: "yeah. aren't they so hot?!"
karen: "definately. they're two 'T' hot."

eric: "hey isn't adrian on the lacrosse team?"
ben: "yeah. why?"
eric: "dude, she's so hot. thats probably how she made the team."
ben: "i wouldn't doubt it"
by thedefectrive May 22, 2006
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Canada Naional Sport (Not Hockey). Also a Sweet Drinking Card Game. You have 4 players and you deal out a deck of card evenly between the players. 2 players per team sit across from each other. Dealer goes first. The way you score is to put down the same card number as the person who went before you. (Ex. 5 of Hearts....5 of Spades). Once some scores the cards are flipped over and you begin again. Jacks and Eights are called 'Save' cards when you put one down your team cannot be scored on. When your team scores a goal you put up your pointer finger up towards one of the players on the other team and they have to drink until you put your finger down. The winner is the team who has the most goals after all the cards are down. By this time everyone will probably be pretty drunk. If you want to get really wasted you can add in the rule if you score 3 times in a row the other team has to drink an entire beer. HAVE FUN!
WoW! We played Lacrosse Last night and got really fucked up!!!
by B-Hill June 12, 2006
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Fastest contact sport (The fastest Non-contact sport would be ping pong) involving a stick and a ball. 10 people on the feild at once. 3 attack, 3 midfeilders, 3 defenders, and 1 goalie. Many rules are adopted from hockey and shares the same aggressiveness as hockey and football. This can possibly be the sport with the most rules, as Lacrosse has so many rules that even many college players are unaware of some of the rules. Lacrosse was invented by Native Americans and was proven to be North America's 1st sport.
Lacrosse burns 3 times as many calories as football, think about that.
by Zigs44 April 19, 2009
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