Kitchen Tattoo

When you're broke and/or drunk and you agree to let a friend of a friend's cousin give you a tattoo within the comfort of a double-wide. This mistake usually takes place in the kitchen. Other places it can happen are, but limited to, the bedroom, living room, or bathroom.

Kevin: "Hey man, is that dick on your thigh?"
J-Dog: "Nah bro, this is my kitchen tattoo of a mushroom. Mike's cousin is a tattoo artist and he gave me a tattoo in Tammi's kitchen."

by thekitchentattooartist September 22, 2016

kitchen face

A face unsuitable for the front of the house.

He wanted to be a bartender but got stuck in the back washing dishes because of his kitchen face.

by AETC October 1, 2013

Deuce in the Kitchen

Expression used to denote or indicate a severe or critical situation arising.

We got a deuce in the kitchen! All our web sites are down and were losing a ton of money!

by Darth Chubb September 22, 2011

Kitchen Floor'd

The act of being inebriated amongst friends and having indepth slurred conversation on/around/laying on a kitchen floor. You don't necessarily need to be localized around kitchen floors but you must be wasted.

As soon as Schmaitlyn's eyes start gleaming and a giant smile finds it's way to her face you know she's Kitchen Floor'd.

by Lavender E January 3, 2011

kitchen thot

Someone who enjoys being a thot in the kitchen,twerking on potatoes,twerking on carrots, just loves ruining the kitchen with their thottiness.

Thomas:*is twerking in the kitchen*
Susan: omg thomas you're such a kitchen thot.

by SCAR!! February 11, 2019

predators of the kitchen

those heathens which feed upon your forgotten feasts

can't go to bed until i secure the left overs from the predators of the kitchen.

by BPB 562 January 16, 2009

Kitchen Gun

A gun that look like a Beretta m9 handgun that looks like its been dipped in chrome and can clean any dirty kitchen surface however it will destroy any thing it cleans

Hi i'm Derek bum and this is kitchen gun

by Haywire___ December 4, 2020