Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.
by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021
The overflowing fat pushed up and out of one's way too tight jeans, which causes the said fat to be repositioned at kidney level.
by gnrcoax762 February 26, 2012
by gaggliewagglie April 01, 2024
by gaggliewagglie April 01, 2024
Guy says : Did you see the sale Walmart has on coolers?
Shady guy : yeah they make great kidney baskets.
Guy says : wait wha... *Passes out*
Shady guy : yeah they make great kidney baskets.
Guy says : wait wha... *Passes out*
by Cat face emoji July 16, 2018
Piece of shit I gave my heart for and poisoning with copper
*Hoark*
Eat shit I have 27 months asstards
*Hoark*
Eat shit I have 27 months asstards
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025