jack kelly murphy

A fucking dickhead

Jack kelly murphy why did you kill my parrot

by You know u killed my parrot August 14, 2017

Jackie Kelly

Like getting drunk, except you drink more.

Jesus Christ, I was so Jackie Kelly last night.

by JoshuaJoshuaJoshua July 11, 2009

do an R Kelly

To urinate in an inappropriate place, especially on a person. Also especially applicable to acts of inappropriate urination fueled by 40 ouncers of malt liquor.

"This is bullshit, dude, I'm gonna do an R Kelly on this fool's Lexus."

"I want to do an R Kelly all over Ann Coulter's face. I bet she'd like it. Bunnnnnggg."

by Angst Boy February 17, 2006

Kelly

Kelly is a very beautiful attractive girl if you mess with her she will beat your ass, she doesn't fuck when people she will beat your ass if you talk shit behind her back try her and you will come beat up she is verrrrryyy fine she is a bad ass she doesn't give a fuck about things she will cuss you out real quick she is usually short,brown hair,and smart ,you will fall in love with her when you look at her eyes,she knows how to dance and she will make a good friend but just dont betrayed her.

That Kelly is so fine I will ask her out

by Alaïa November 6, 2018

Smelly Kelly

A girl that has an uncontrollably smelly vagina.

"I ripped off Sarah's pants the other day and she was a smelly kelly. I couldn't have sex with her, I just couldn't do it."

by Stephanie Beans December 28, 2007

R Kellly

sex with a much older man no matter your age

He tried to pull a R Kelly on me

by Dannie June 6, 2003

Kelly Rowland

Pretty brown skinned female.

She looks like a Kelly Rowland

by Jazzyyyyyyy September 27, 2010