Racoon Kev

A rare spectacle can be seen if you are out late on a full moon in Leeds. Head to the back fields of the York Road & you’ll be in for an enlightening experience.

This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.

Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.

So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!

If visiting Leeds a great experience is to see Racoon Kev in action.

by TWSS TWHS May 22, 2023

alpha kev ribody

I'll fuck everybody

Alpha kev ribody in my sight.

by Ur_dilf_daddy November 18, 2022

Kev

Living in your parent's home after they've left it.

Frank and Mary have retired to the Cotswolds, so he's doing a Kev back at his old gaff.

by Gideon S February 21, 2019

to kev

To kev something is the term of agreeing to an appointment but then after 2 hours being late, say you won't come anyways.

Example for to kev

Bad:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Yeah, one more game of WZ and I'm on.
...2 hours later...
B: I'm gonna leave it tonight lads.

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Better:

A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Nah, I'm gonna kev that.

by Kritza February 5, 2024

Kev-asaurus

Like a dad, just more mighty

Kev-asaurus needed help with finding google on his phone.

by blondie678 December 15, 2023