OMG!, as in are you f*&^'ing kettling my chips? (derived from Kettle Chips being awesome potato chips, coming from "all that and a bag of chips")
by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015
Get the kettle my chettlemug. The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vitamin C before applying the mexican tea kettle to his wife. The urine vapours which filled the wifes house was very potent, she was replused.
by adammiskeiwicz February 10, 2009
Get the mexican tea kettlemug. by Choonmann Sung September 28, 2006
Get the a diffrent kettle of fishmug. When a man finishes by blowing his load into the bellybutton of girl, he then quickly turns and tears massive ass, violently blowing the seamen from the navel into the woman's face: forcing her to endure a hot facial of seamen and ass juice.
Jimmy: How did it go with Betty last night?
Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.
Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.
Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.
Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.
by Jr. Jabronis May 5, 2010
Get the Dutch Tea Kettlemug. When you get a handjob, and the chick is jerking you so fast, that you get a friction burn, and you cum all over her, blinding her with your hot man liquid.
Dude, I promise you I will never go to that girls house again, she gave me the worst Amish Tea Kettle I've ever gotten!
by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011
Get the Amish Tea Kettlemug. A combination of Hot Carl (Cleveland Steamer version), Tea Bagging, and Golden Shower at the same time. In other words, releasing waste in both ways, and being pleased scrotally.
by Cargavimey June 24, 2006
Get the Steaming Tea Kettlemug. When a man puts his thumb in his own asshole while sticking his index finger in his lovers asshole ( same hand ) ... after which they mutually start masturbating ...
by Mikey Bananaz January 13, 2009
Get the Twin Tea Kettlemug.