Ketchup on my lettuce.

A grossed out statement when a girl wants to have any form of sex with you on her period.

Girl: You wana have sex.. I'm sorta on my period though..
Guy: HELL NO! I don't like Ketchup on my lettuce.

by Dizzlefershizzel June 14, 2010

cooter ketchup

Vaginal blood.

Oh no! Third week in the month Mary's cooter ketchup is sure to spill and ruin everyone's vacation!!

by AZ August 26, 2003

tapping the ketchup bottle

The day after a girl has finished her period, then has sex, the next day she bleeds a little more.

I had sex last night with Jon and this morning I was bleeding again I guess he tapped the Ketchup bottle.

My husband was tapping the ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!

We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.

by iva pad February 27, 2011

ketchshlup

The thin watery liquid that pours first from a ketchup bottle if not well shaken.

"Damn! I forgot to shake this ketchup bottle and all that came out was ketchshlup! It ruined my fries!"

by frothing October 27, 2008

Ketchup drool

The thin nasty liquid that drips from the ketchup bottle before the thick sauce reaches the opening

Don't pour the ketchup bottle over your fries until all the ketchup drool has cleared.

by Ruzi May 27, 2015

ketchup

a euphemism for ecstasy, for talking about it in public
there's no real reason why the word ketchup is used...it just works because it's common and something you ingest

Nightming: i think i had too much ketchup
Jonalina Hunnybuns: no such thing as too much

by jonalina March 10, 2009

Ash Ketchum

(N.) A whiny lil' caucasian/ asian-american 10 year old twerp who stars in the KidsWB anime, Pokemon (and sucks at catching/rasing them). Around 4' tall,and 70lbs. Also known as "The Twerp".

Ash Ketchum is an ash-dumbass!

by G-Union May 16, 2003