by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025
Get the kristianmug. "The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "
-ghandi probably
-ghandi probably
by Notstek69 July 31, 2023
Get the Hao kristianmug. He is the man of your dreams! His body is so beautiful and his dick is soooooo big! He is funny and crazy but he is also cute lovely! He is only yours! Girls keep an eye on your Kristian and kill all girls who look at him! Never let him go! He is your future!
i love you Kristian
by weloveyou333 January 2, 2017
Get the Kristianmug. Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world
by Iamkingsavage December 8, 2020
Get the Kristianmug. 
A tender ass chopped nigga who girlfriend cheats on him , overall a great loving person but cant stop getting played , great basketball player so everything cancels out , still a great boyfriend also
by eycbcyebceyce February 13, 2025
Get the Kristianmug. He is the real king savage and he’s very sexy and cool and he owns everyone because he is king savage. He is also god
by Iamkingsavage December 8, 2020
Get the Kristianmug.