koala bear

a very beautiful woman. who loves to cuddle.

someone so beautiful that everyone likes her.

damn that bitch is a "koala bear"

by dsarrs January 12, 2009

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koala punch

When you are really frustrated at work, and feel like punching a small animal (especially a koala).

John was so frustrated when he got home from work, he koala punched his girlfriend's shitzu.

by FrustratedAtWork February 4, 2009

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stinky koala

Genitals infected with chlamydia. Wild koalas are known to be riddled with this disease.

"bro, how'd it go with that shawty you were sucking face with last night?"
"dude, not good, her WAP was a stinky koala"
"bro"

by opalessence March 4, 2023

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koala toaster

n. Australian bush fire.

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Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

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koala relationship

Quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. Eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand)

PERSON 1: I don't want to have a koala relationship.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.

by DaBeastlyAzn February 10, 2012

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Noun
Com•rade ko•a•la
Slang for Kamala Harris, first female vice president of the US. Smooth brained koala's, being unable to recognize food unless it's on a tree and having no idea what rain is; is synonymous with the Vice President, who laughs uncontrollably at questions she can't answer and is a genuine idiot.

"Oh, look, Comrade Koala is laughing hysterically at another serious question."

by All Amendments Matter September 23, 2021

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