koala bear

a very beautiful woman. who loves to cuddle.

someone so beautiful that everyone likes her.

damn that bitch is a "koala bear"

by dsarrs January 12, 2009

koala punch

When you are really frustrated at work, and feel like punching a small animal (especially a koala).

John was so frustrated when he got home from work, he koala punched his girlfriend's shitzu.

by FrustratedAtWork February 4, 2009

Koala Shit

a word used to describe girls when the act cute and cuddly until she becomes comfortable and you learn shes actually an anti-touch person.

Person A- "Bro...she seemed so nice when i met her, we always snuggled and she was so cute, and then we started hanging out and... BAM! BITCH MODE!"

Person B- "Dude... she went KOALA SHIT on yo ass!"

by ayyobro9 May 8, 2011

Horny Koala

A short girl that likes being picked up and fucked.

Jim said his girlfriend is a horny koala.

by Batrmmmf December 19, 2014

koala toaster

n. Australian bush fire.

.............

Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

koala pussy

When a man falls asleep with his penis inside you for 22 hours.

I got good koala pussy Last night from Ty.

by HT23$ October 19, 2020

dick koala

When a girl likes her boyfriends dick so much that she clings to it like a koala

Gabby has been acting like a real dick koala ever since she started dating travis.

by cresttotalwhite March 29, 2017