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Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.
Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".
by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021
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nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
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Kidney Seasoning

When you are about to eat her pussy and she lets a little pee out to give it some flavor. The pee is refered to as kidney seasoning.
I wonder what she ate since her kidney seasoning gave her pussy a milder taste today compared to yesterday.
by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021
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Kidney bean

Fandom of the amazing Joey Kidney. The kindest fandom ever, a kidney bean is so excepting of everyone and everything and is always ready to help anyone!
Friend: what fandoms are you in?
Kidney bean: I'm in the best fandom ever the kidney beans
by Kidney_bean January 11, 2019
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The kidney hunter

A movie about a guy that tracks his daughter's spleen and his right kidney across Europe through the black market to find the people responsible for taking their internal organs and selling them.
Half borrowed/plagiarized line from the kidney hunter- I don't have money. What I do have is a special set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare to people like you. Tell me where my daughter's spleen and my right kidney are being kept, and perhaps you'll live a little bit longer. I will find you, and when I do, I will tell you I told you so.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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kidney shuffle

Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.
"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."
by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008
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kidney destroyer

A weapon designed by the government (fake btw) to obliterate kidneys leaving nothing but mush
person 1: oh boy what a nice day!
person 2: *fires kidney destroyer*
person 1: nooo! my kidneys
by gaggliewagglie March 31, 2024
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